It is pitiful and ridiculous what we guys will do for the ladies! Every living being on this planet has a story or two that can reference the female of the species and their amazing persuasive abilities. It doesn’t have to be intentional, so please don’t imply that is what I am insinuating. I don’t know if you want to blame it on the pheromones or just call it magic, but if you want to make the world turn, just make the most insignificant implication that a man is going to get a little attention from a female!
Let’s be honest here. I was expecting something completely different when I came across these pictures. Maybe a happy, feel good story about a douchey dude that goes above and beyond at the prospect of some companionship. Maybe a nerdy guy that does something amazing to score an amazing hottie. With the following photos looking like something on the cutting room floor from the TV show ‘Hoarders,’ disgusting HAD to be a part of the title.
There is absolutely no shame in calling a studio apartment home. The tiny home movement is a big deal right now. The problem with this whole situation is the disgraceful manner in which the day-to-day upkeep of a typical home was ignored. This guy had allowed himself to wallow in a disgusting pigsty to the point that most would deem him a candidate for psychiatric assistance. To make things worse, the thing that finally motivates this guy to pick himself up out of the gutter is the prospect of a potential hookup. Disgusting!
Welcome To My Home: How would you feel walking into this atrocious mess?
Trash Avalanche: This mess is getting to the point where it could come down and kill someone.
Disgusting Mess: Not only is this a disgusting mess, it’s a fire hazard. Look at the pile of trash just leaning against the radiator.
Dishes On The Couch: I was always told that dirty dishes were to be put in the sink and cleaned… But what do I know?
Foot Of The Bed: Is that a mattress pad wadded up at the foot of the bed?
Sleeping Area: It looks like the only clean spot on the floor is a little area swept aside so this guy could put on his shoes. Definitely not a welcoming place for female companionship.
Dining Area: I’m guessing that a simple solution to the heaping piles of trash would be a garbage can in the house. Maybe, I know this is crazy, the trash could be taken out of the house once in a while?
The Oven And Countertops: I can’t decide if this looks like overflowing food and grease splattering, or if there’s been critters using the stove top as a restroom facility.
Kitchen: Looks like he’s cleared away, scratch that, kicked aside enough of a pathway to still get to what’s important… The food making machine! The trash starts to pile up
Kitchen Counter: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little… I can only imagine the putrid stench of decaying food fermenting in different levels through this grotesque mountain of filth.