According to the famous hillbilly comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, “the glorious lack of sophistication” is what makes someone a “Redneck”. Rednecks and hillbillies have been entertaining the world for as long as they have been reproducing. They seem to have a zest for life that most of us can only dream about having. They tend to put all safety concerns or simple logic aside in order to attempt the otherwise unfathomable. Whether we’re talking about insane stunts, brilliantly stupid inventions, horrible solutions to easily fixable problems, or the simple lack of dental hygiene, these characters are people I will always admire. They don’t give a rat’s a*$ about what other people think. They don’t care about much more than women, big trucks, having fun, relaxing and drinking beers while unloading completely unnecessarily huge firearms. They enjoy blowing sh*t up and driving bitchin’ Camaros. They have an undying pride and love for their country, and no shame when it comes to expressing their beliefs. Needless to say there is a mountain of content on the internet of rednecks doing some awesome, insane and straight up stupid stuff. Well after falling out of my chair a few times, biting my knuckles and cringing for hours, I have finally come up with the top Redneck fails in the history of Rednecks! These are freaking awesome, horribly unsafe, and stupid all at the same time. Sounds to me like these redneck fails are something that most of you will thoroughly enjoy. Or seriously be offended by…. Either way, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!
“Hold my beer and watch me jump the swimmin’ pool…. Well shoot!”
“Why in the hell would you use a handheld electric grill on your clothes?”
“No mom, he won’t need no damn helmet. I never used one since I been growed up”
“Sweetie you’re in luck. I just finished building a limo to take you and Jimmy to your 6th prom.”
“Hey Ma, get out the way, I’m comin’ in HOT, Yeeeeeee Hawwwww!”
Redneck amusement parks are less than safe but more than affordable.
“Hey Rick, axes are sharp and unsafe. Use your gun, good buddy!”
“Hold on now, y’all’s pool has a built in grill? Got room for one more?”
“You ever seduce a raccoon? Lemme show ya a thing or two about a thing or two.”
“Alright Dean, pull your truck up on the bed. Dammit, why didn’t you tell me to put my truck in park?”
“You ladies fancy a dip in my swimmin’ hole?”
“No way Ricky, We’re headin’ over to Bobby’s hot tub party.”
“Whoooooo Doggy! Hold on tight, grandma!”
“Now darlin’, you asked me to fix the brakes and I did. Now where did I set my beer?”
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